Seriously, Cosmo? Using a thong as a hair tie is a fun little trick that guys love? This is fun AND fearless? Pass me a dictionary please, because I guess I don’t know what those two words mean. Have you run out of things to write about?
I mean, look at this. LOOK AT THIS!! The number of words on this spread could fit into about 1/4 of this double page spread. That’s how much type you had to come up with and you give us tying our hair with our thongs and flipping a deck of cards.
I hope the rest of the issue doesn’t reek with ‘refund, please’ like this spread does.
If I use my thong as a hair tieā¦Just slap me.
Seriously, Cosmo? Using a...tie is a fun little trick that guys love? This is fun AND...